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weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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(Source: zootedboy)

"He called me beautiful,
then compared
me to ecstasy.
I asked him, “the drug or the word?” He answered, “the place”."

- Addie S. “untitled #13 (via fassadenmensch)

(Source: lust-aufdich)

lnfamy:

you dont need someone to treat you like you’re perfect and free from flaws, you need someone who will treat you like you’re human and love you even though you mess up and use up all the hot water and put the empty milk carton back in the fridge by accident 

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod)

"Make the rest of your life the best of your life."